Tribe.net. Local Connections pirategrrl http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/c463987d-4a5c-429e-9b48-e0d3affc7c15 2007-02-23T19:28:17Z 2007-02-02T06:27:05Z

<div>This has been floating around for a while, but it seems appropriate to repost here for your enjoyment... <br/> <br/>" Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which <br/>produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very <br/>little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad <br/>breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super <br/>calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 1 reply </div>

pirategrrl 2007-02-02T06:27:05Z adamlink http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/078dedc4-714b-41bf-a44a-07655d1b4f48 2007-02-05T05:05:51Z 2005-04-30T03:10:17Z

<div>All of my favorite authors love puns.... <br/>Piers Anthony, Spider Robinson....and of course, the authors of those wonderful Ferdinand Feghoot stories. <br/> <br/>Any other authors anyone can think of that sprinkle puns heavily through their writings?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 12 replies </div>

adamlink 2005-04-30T03:10:17Z http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/21f2da9f-042a-4c24-b0bf-dc244b0795ab 2007-02-04T05:43:05Z 2004-08-31T16:27:29Z

<div>And everybody snickered.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 14 replies </div>

2004-08-31T16:27:29Z http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/4e10bb29-0d94-450e-ad82-250903f6b44c 2007-01-10T05:58:59Z 2003-11-17T22:37:40Z

<div>it is probably better if Stanton tells this, but we were out at Murio's this weekend, and it was time for last call. The phone rings at the bar, and the bartender answers it and yells- "is there a Mark in here?" and Stanton says "no, but there is a patsy in the corner!" <br/> <br/> <br/>heh heh heh!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 6 replies </div>

2003-11-17T22:37:40Z goddessmara http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/a999eb76-9b43-4fb4-86b3-013d4e418185 2006-09-11T04:10:57Z 2004-12-03T18:20:35Z

<div>Hello everyone! My name is Mara, and I am a pun addict. It has been several hours since my last pun, but I feel as though I may relapse at any moment. People say I am funny, but really I am just punny, and I am glad to find a like-minded fellowship of punny fellows and fellas. <br/> <br/>By the way, how do you catch a unique rabbit? <br/>You 'neek up on him...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 4 replies </div>

goddessmara 2004-12-03T18:20:35Z http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/836802fe-c567-4ac1-9f53-ab8fc7f83c5d 2006-09-11T04:01:35Z 2005-01-05T19:03:44Z

<div>about the corduroy pilllow? <br/> <br/>...it's making headlines.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 9 replies </div>

2005-01-05T19:03:44Z David http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/c414aaf2-5fbd-4306-afc6-f4f31cb4e43b 2006-09-11T03:55:15Z 2006-05-02T20:39:03Z

<div>My name is David Kamenir and I have a new album entitled "Pun Addict" and the name of the title song is "Pun Addict" as well. <br/> <br/>Check it out at CDbaby.com <br/> <br/>47 other tracks from my other albums are up and running all over the Internet and you can listen to and / or purchase them at I Tunes. All of the music of "Pun Addict" will soon be avaialbe in digital distribution (single songs, too) form. <br/> <br/>Check out my music- all you punsters. <br/>Ta- ta , <br/>David <br/>My latest made- up pun: What do you call a juror that's searching for the ocean ?? A sea-quester.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 1 reply </div>

David 2006-05-02T20:39:03Z Terri http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/3bf2b44d-9715-4246-929b-3eb7be806e12 2006-09-11T03:48:47Z 2006-09-11T03:48:47Z

<div>I've always wondered - would the phony dog stuff in the joke shop be called sham poo? And is a sham rock the opposite of a real rock? <br/> <br/>I've been doing stuff like this for years. When I was a kid, there would be times when I'd remind my mom of something and she'd answer, "I'm aware!" I would always add, "wolf!" and run off. For some reason, she called me a brat. <br/> <br/>I blame it all on the Jokes and Riddles I read in Highlights magazine. Therefore, when my mom groans at my puns, I can blame her for buying me that magazine for so many years. <br/> <br/>Other questions. If you had a cyst and it got bigger, do you now have a cyster? If you have a lot of mist around you, does that make you a Mr.?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 0 replies </div>

Terri 2006-09-11T03:48:47Z youknowyouloveme http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/b25afd72-3893-4e4b-acf5-a47793a301df 2006-03-08T00:44:53Z 2006-03-08T00:44:53Z

<div>Why was the blonde mother upset when her daughter brought home a straight-A report card?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 0 replies </div>

youknowyouloveme 2006-03-08T00:44:53Z khrysso http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/2b414cc7-7219-41e8-a3d1-1ef53cc9869a 2005-07-20T03:05:53Z 2005-07-20T03:05:53Z

<div>http://tribes.tribe.net/tomswifties</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 0 replies </div>

khrysso 2005-07-20T03:05:53Z nohl http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/17c1bea7-77ab-4f38-8695-7cd175845d13 2004-12-16T02:03:40Z 2004-12-15T19:12:10Z

<div>Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest (#9 <br/>should get a special award) <br/> <br/>1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess <br/>looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per <br/>passenger." <br/> <br/>2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and <br/>says,"Dam"! <br/> <br/>3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the <br/>craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your <br/>kayak and heat it too. <br/> <br/> <br/>4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other <br/>says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." <br/> <br/>5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root <br/>canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. <br/> <br/>6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in <br/>the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an <br/>hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But <br/>why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand <br/>chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." <br/> <br/>7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a <br/>family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; <br/>they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his <br/>birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she <br/>wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're <br/>twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." <br/> <br/>8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a <br/>small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from <br/>the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was <br/>unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went <br/>back and begged the friars to close. They ignored h im. So, the rival <br/>florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to <br/>"persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, <br/>saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, <br/>thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars. <br/> <br/>9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which <br/>produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very <br/>little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered <br/>from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A <br/>super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. <br/> <br/>10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his <br/>friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them <br/>laugh. <br/>No pun in ten did????</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 2 replies </div>

nohl 2004-12-15T19:12:10Z Mark http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/88356bfa-0c2d-4b11-b56c-9abb627e3b32 2004-12-04T03:32:01Z 2003-12-30T05:25:32Z

<div>"I couldn't stand her apartment, so I knocked her flat."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 12 replies </div>

Mark 2003-12-30T05:25:32Z Mark http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/85a7da1d-842f-4aed-9a07-f930620168de 2004-12-03T18:22:18Z 2003-12-11T21:22:49Z

<div>I was in line at a coffee / sandwich shop with a friend of mine today. He asked, "Is the roast beef rare?" I interjected, "No, they have it here everyday." <br/> <br/>O.K. So it may not have been brilliant, but the context and timing gave it a lot of juice.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 17 replies </div>

Mark 2003-12-11T21:22:49Z maciek http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/9de09a48-4a28-4554-83f8-1a3be53c2d5b 2004-06-15T18:25:57Z 2004-04-15T21:11:18Z

<div>I don't know whether (and if, how) I can link to a post in another tribe directly, but check out the "Hee Hee Hee!" post in the Mathematics tribe (search or just follow the link in my profile)...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 5 replies </div>

maciek 2004-04-15T21:11:18Z danae http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/5156ac3c-6ed3-461f-9e46-9c60577fb118 2004-02-20T06:18:40Z 2004-02-18T01:13:33Z

<div>Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. <br/> <br/>A backward poet writes inverse. <br/> <br/>A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. <br/> <br/>Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. <br/> <br/>Practice safe eating - always use condiments. <br/> <br/>Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. <br/> <br/>A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. <br/> <br/>A hangover is the wrath of grapes. <br/> <br/>Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? <br/> <br/>Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. <br/> <br/>Reading while sunbathing makes you, well, red. <br/> <br/>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. <br/> <br/>A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. <br/> <br/>What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) <br/> <br/>In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. <br/> <br/>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. <br/> <br/>The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. <br/> <br/>You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. <br/> <br/>A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. <br/> <br/>Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. <br/> <br/>Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. <br/> <br/>Acupuncture is a jab well done</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 5 replies </div>

danae 2004-02-18T01:13:33Z amor http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/9a89f9e6-3142-497b-a5e1-c692a60df7c1 2004-01-04T09:21:29Z 2004-01-01T01:08:21Z

<div>Today I was at the last day of the Cal Academy of Sciences in GG Park before the several year relocation to Howard St. In the planetarium, Astroman was talking about Saturn, which has a low density which would enable it to float, if you had a bathtub of water large enough to hold it. The only problem with that is Saturn would leave a big ring in the tub which would be an epic effort to clean up. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 3 replies </div>

amor 2004-01-01T01:08:21Z a http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/6883a781-48e6-41f9-a435-79f8bbe112b3 2003-12-30T15:49:39Z 2003-11-02T10:18:30Z

<div>where's all the pun?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 2 replies </div>

a 2003-11-02T10:18:30Z TempO http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/55c7760b-3156-4a13-96b9-96c9629906d1 2003-12-16T23:36:28Z 2003-12-13T18:29:16Z

<div>At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. <br/> <br/>At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 2 replies </div>

TempO 2003-12-13T18:29:16Z amor http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/d5b66f43-227b-4400-8601-81952a0f5e85 2003-12-14T08:48:32Z 2003-11-07T02:16:09Z

<div>Alexandre Dumas is one of the great French writers, author of the Three Musketeers, Count of Monte Cristo, and other classics. "Yes, but I hear he was a real dumb ass," a friend once japed. And to everyone's amazement he got away with that rude remark, and many worse. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 2 replies </div>

amor 2003-11-07T02:16:09Z Bill http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/2a60fe3c-662a-42c7-b197-6861f41bd8c4 2003-12-07T20:28:39Z 2003-12-07T20:28:39Z

<div>...would pick a pocket!" <br/> <br/>-Dr. Whatsisname, in "Master and Commander; The Far Side of the World," after walking into a carefully laid pun by the captain. <br/> <br/>I'd share it with you, but I hate spoilers. Fine movie, btw.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 0 replies </div>

Bill 2003-12-07T20:28:39Z Mark http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/ac5d73d0-b2b8-48f0-a88d-2e06e5236907 2003-11-02T17:51:04Z 2003-11-02T17:51:04Z

<div>Edgar Allen Poe: "Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 0 replies </div>

Mark 2003-11-02T17:51:04Z Matt http://punadoration.tribe.net/thread/04ee72e8-f2c2-44da-8211-9b2980b25014 2003-11-02T03:19:22Z 2003-11-02T02:20:55Z

<div>Ok you two. It's time to get punny! Whud'ya got? <br/> <br/>Recently discovered from the Uncut Penis tribe: <br/> <br/>"If you think cutting off the most sensitive part of your penis isn't barbaric, you have another thing coming."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://punadoration.tribe.net">Pun Adoration</a> - 1 reply </div>

Matt 2003-11-02T02:20:55Z