Newbie

topic posted Fri, December 3, 2004 - 10:20 AM by  Mara!
Hello everyone! My name is Mara, and I am a pun addict. It has been several hours since my last pun, but I feel as though I may relapse at any moment. People say I am funny, but really I am just punny, and I am glad to find a like-minded fellowship of punny fellows and fellas.

By the way, how do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neek up on him...
posted by:
Mara!
SF Bay Area
  • Re: Newbie

    12/03
    How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, you 'neek up on him.
    • Re: Newbie

      12/09
      Well you really hopped on that one. In the hole. It was very bunny- I mean funny-

      If you carrot all, lettuce continue with rabbit puns...
      • Re: Newbie

        12/10
        Silly Mara, tricks are for kids. Do have uranus in your hare...hey..hey.,...hey.hey.....That kinda Bugs me too.
        I wash it but it still smells,"Daffy"tes the purpose..
        • Re: Newbie

          09/10
          Oh, man, that one was hare raising!! I'm going to have to rabbit and run with it. Hop that didn't go over your head.

          Hey, do you think we could train rabbits to make beer? They certainly are full of hops!! (that one was a real leap).

          You know what they say about rabbits, though; They're a real earie bunch!!

          Someone told me once that a wok was something you fwew at a wabbit if you didn't have a wifle!!

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