At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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Re: A mild pun . . .
Sat, December 13, 2003 - 3:35 PMWe need to institute a rating system for single puns and pun stories, perhaps a scheme which could be the sliding scales of Punishment. -
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Re: A mild pun . . .
Tue, December 16, 2003 - 3:36 PMThis tribe *REALLY* hurts my feelings :( *sob* :(
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